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COLONY WARS!
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Colony Wars Is An Outstanding Playstation Game
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Buy Colony Wars for Playstation!
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In Colony Wars you are a space fighter trying to avenge the deaths of many of your countrymen from an evil Empire who has turned your world into a slave world. You must break the chains of slavery and claim freedom for your great country. Colony Wars is one of the best space shooter in a long time. You can fly in over 40 missions, with over 10 unique weapons you can use to conquer your foe. Also, the cinematics in this game are outstanding and that is why the game is on two discs. The only way for you to be a hero is to buy this game and save your people from slavery and win them their freedom! Only you can do it.
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If you don't buy Colony Wars for Playstation you suck! It is an amazing game. Anyway enough about the game, now onto you. You are obviously some sort of fat nerd. You are probably sitting there drinking your precious soda and eating Fat Free Lays chips. Ya like the Fat Free makes any difference to you. You're fat and you're going to stay fat. Those Richard Simmons tapes you have in your VCR, they won't work because you're too fat. That Thigh Master you have in your closet won't work because you're too fat. So just go back to playing Dungeons & Dragons like you were when you just a young, plump lard-ass!
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Don't Cry, Jerk!
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You are going to be like this for the rest of your life, so just deal with lard-butt. Keep eating that fried ice cream and lard cookies and you'll be fine. Ding! Oooh, I think I just heard your oven timer. Your fatty cakes are ready, jerkhole! Go munch them down quickly, and try not to breath, it would only slow you down. After you are done those fatty cakes, Fatty Cake, why don't you go back to playing Dungeons & Dragons and try not to get slayed by an elf this time you fool!
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